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2月22日 Marketing ConceptsA Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the MBA Students:- 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I amvery rich. Marry me!" - That's direct marketing. 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's advertising. 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.Marry me." - That's telemarketing. 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's public relations. 5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's brand recognition. 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's customer feedback. 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap. 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share. 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets. 11月8日 Husband vs WifeTHE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00am." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00am and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't waken him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00am. Wake up."
WIFE VS HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "In-laws."
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
9月29日 Lessons In LogicIf your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity. ......................................................................... I was born intelligent. Education ruined me. ......................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
......................................................................... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
......................................................................... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ......................................................................... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. .........................................................................
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise. ......................................................................... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. .........................................................................
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ......................................................................... God made relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. ......................................................................... The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So... why learn. ......................................................................... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... what more can I say... 8月25日 Durex AdvertA Durex advertisement
To all those who use our competitors' products:
Happy Father's Day. 7月6日 Fridays In Hellgot this as a fwd email from a friend. not in any derogatory sense of course.
One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
The guy was astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"Yes."
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get cancer, no biggie You're already dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "That's awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!" The demon asked, "You gay?" "No" "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!" 6月16日 SpitSo i was having this nightmare where i was flossing my teeth. managed to get a slither of meat out between my molars and proceeded to spitting it out, or attempting to. but somehow in my weird dream (as with all dreams) i found difficulty in spitting that slither out along with my saliva. i attempted once, failed. i attempted a second time, failed. i was confused so i opened my eyes and hence waking up. and i found this puddle of spit the size of my palm right in front of my mouth on my pillow. yep, i was fully awake in a split second. 5月15日 Grouching About The Oscartaken from Asia Pacific Arts (http://www.asiaarts.ucla.edu)
NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: Yeah, we know: no serious film buff takes the Oscars seriously. And far be it for us to piss and moan about Brokeback's eleventh-hour defeat, or the fact that a film with no substantial Asian characters dares to call itself the story of Los Angeles. So to show that there are no hard feelings, we thought we'd compile some of the rumblings heard around the APA HQ as a one-time deal. And promise to never, ever make a crack about how hard it is out here for an Asian-American...
CRASH
"Crash has substituted style for substance, complexity for nuance, and issues for intelligence -- and I am shocked, SHOCKED! that the same academy that previously chose such upstanding films as Titanic and A Beautiful Mind . . . eh, nevermind." JENNIFER FLINN
"Asian people in Crash? I have to say, the actor did a great job getting run over by Ludacris in the car. First we thought he was dead...and then, later we realized he wasn't. Brilliant character development. I think this will make America realize that Asians are three-dimensional people too. Which is why there's a thud when you drive over them." ADA TSENG
"Oscar is 78 years old -- Crash probably won because of his poor eyesight." OLIVER CHIEN
"Crash has the woeful distinction of being a film which stereotypes racism. Such simple seductions of progressivism betray those who endure day-to-day racism as human beings, not ethnic types. The film's Oscar is reflective of the academy's critical laziness and dispassion." BRIAN HU
"The only thing worse than Crash's woefully misguided representation of race, class, and Los Angeles is its fuzzy logic. Asians = bad drivers. Bad drivers = car crashes. Car crashes = Paul Haggis' metaphor for race. So how come there weren't more Asian characters in the movie?" CHI TUNG
"I was rather disappointed that Crash won, simply because the best picture winner gets big play over here in Nippon, Japan and I would've liked to have checked out a movie which I haven't already seen -- and which isn't god-awful and stupid." BRYAN HARTZHEIM
ANG LEE
"In 1996, Ang Lee was snubbed of a best director's nomination for Sense and Sensibility, allegedly because he was a Taiwanese filmmaker making a film about 19th century England. Lee's win ten years later for a film about the American West is testament to his growing stature in Hollywood, and not for Hollywood's newfound openness toward cross-cultural exchange." BRIAN HU
"China loves Ang Lee. So long as he rejects his Taiwanese heritage and didn't just make a film about gay cowboys." CHI TUNG
"According to the China Daily, 'Ang Lee is the pride of Chinese people all over the world, and he is the glory of Chinese cinematic talent.' We just won't let you see his movie. Or his entire Oscar speech. Actually, we didn't really like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon that much either. Gay cowboys? What gay cowboys?" ADA TSENG
"My opinion on Ang Lee is mostly favorable; I thought even his much-harangued Ride with the Devil was an underrated movie. I don't think it's possible for any intelligent mind to like Hulk, but I guess every director worth his weight has a work he should dump in the gutter and forget about. If it's worth anything, no matter the picture, Lee will direct the shit out of it. Though I personally would've liked him to have won it for Crouching Tiger." BRYAN HARTZHEIM
"It's interesting to see everyone claiming Ang Lee as their own. All a sudden he's a "Chinese" filmmaker. He's 'won Taiwan an outstanding place in the world movie industry.' It's politics, and nationalism and censorship definitely make for an important news story, but it also distracts what's truly groundbreaking. It's not just about him being Taiwanese-American, or even Chinese, or even Asian. He's the first minority ever to win a Best Director Oscar. I repeat: First minority ever. That's huge. Almost as huge as the accomplishments of Three 6 Mafia." ADA TSENG
"Brokeback: not gay enough. Ang Lee: not humble enough. Let the backlash against model minorities begin." CHI TUNG
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
"Although the idea of Memoirs of a Geisha winning anything is preposterous, it's hard to dispute that the thing looked pretty...kind of like a shiny, pretty piece of fruit that you realize is made of wax just after you sink your teeth into it." JENNIFER FLINN
"Art direction and costume design Oscars celebrate the craft of constructing elaborate fantasies of difference and decorating existing power asymmetries so viewers don't notice them. That Colleen Atwood thanked "the people of Japan" for their costumes is less a sincere note of appreciation than a belated, snobbish afterthought in defense of a film which doggedly refused Japanese participation at the highest levels of its production." BRIAN HU
OTHER RUMBLINGS...
"Why oh why did South Korea choose Welcome to Dongmakgol as its foreign language submission? As moving as it is, the topic is just too local and outside audiences are both uninformed and uniterested in the complex political and social relationships engendered by the Korean war. Sympathy for Lady Vengance would've been a much safer bet -- it's slick, stylish, and Park Chan-wook is a household name by now." JENNIFER FLINN
"This is for sure: Zhang Ziyi's attempt at English was better than Jon Stewart's attempt at her name." BRIAN HU
"Despite recent objections, I found the brief tribute to Pat Morita to be classy, tasteful, and powerful. Or maybe I'm just thankful there wasn't a "wax on, wax off" in sight." BRIAN HU
"The real unsung hero of the night? Mrs. Ang Lee. That's right. She has a name. Jane Lin. Mother of Han and Mason. Supported Ang Lee's broke ass for six years on her salary as a microbiologist. Stood up against the harsh societal stereotypes against being married to a stay-at-home father. I'd venture a guess that it was her, and not Ennis and Jack, that really taught Ang "the greatness of love itself." Jane Lin has inspired me to be brave enough to follow my heart, reject those pesky engineers and doctors, and stick by that cute, passionate starving artist that will one day win an Oscar. Alright..... I think I just killed my mother. Hopefully she doesn't read this." ADA TSENG
"M. Night Shyamalan's American Express commercial was a little awkward but was surely unlike anything else on TV. With his move in front of the camera, Shyamalan is solidifying his status as the next Hitchcock not only in style and genre, but as an immediately recognizable celebrity auteur." BRIAN HU
Marriage Marriage...
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong inger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late." Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive." A Woman's Prayer Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom, to understand a man, to love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll just beat him to death. Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up." 4月19日 Chinese FerrariA Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The Chinese replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" 2月6日 The Demotivational SeriesThe DeMotivational Series
"When you don't care anymore"
DEFEAT
For every winner, there are dozens of losers.
Odds are you're one of them.
STUPIDITY
Quitters never win. Winners never quit.
But those who never win and never quit are idiots.
FAILURE
When your best just isn't good enough.
FUTILITY
You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.
INEPTITUDE
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
LOSING
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
MEDIOCRITY
It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it is too late.
MISTAKES
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. PESSIMISM
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
PROCRASTINATION
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. AGONY
Not all pain is gain. APATHY
If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us. BURNOUT
Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you. DESPAIR
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. DOUBT
In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world. IDIOCY
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. brought to you by:
The DeMotivational Series
"When you just don't care anymore"
Now go be productive!
1月30日 How Rumours Are Being SpreadThis is really old. but i just received it in my email again so here it is (1) Memo from CEO to Managers: (2) Memo from Manager to Departmental Heads: (3) Memo from Departmental Head to Floor Managers: (4) Memo from Floor Manager to Supervisors: (5) Memo from Supervisor to Staff: 1月13日 Good QuestionsGot this from Sandie's space. very good questions lol we should always ask these kinds of questions.
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
Why does the Easter Bunny carries eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out from them"? 10月15日 Our Aim...Taken from someone's pic that I came across in Friendster. Where she got it, i dont know.
OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS
BATHROOM CLEAN
GENTLEMEN
YOUR AIM WILL HELP. STAND CLOSER,
IT'S SHORTER THAN YOU THINK.
LADIES
PLEASE REMAIN SEATED
FOR THE ENTIRE
PERFORMANCE.
10月11日 If Men Wrote The RulesTaken from: http://spaces.msn.com/members/prettywoman4295/
IF MEN WROTE THE RULES
Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived What Am I?Riddle taken from: http://spaces.msn.com/members/prettywoman4295/
Quote What Am I ?
THIS USEFUL TOOL, IS COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 7 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I ? ? ? ?
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN...
TOOTHBRUSH 10月4日 The HornA FFXI friend of mine created this. Damn funny. Starts with "Hey Aragorn...".
The Horn:
9月27日 Newd RunnerNewd Runner (crazy MSN, you cant have the word 'n*de', but 'condom' is ok...) A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!" Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?" Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home! Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you run? " "Nope.........just when it's raining!" Corporate LessonsCorporate Lesson 1-
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes? Moral of the story: Always share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Corporate Lesson 2- A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand but, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: If you are not well informed about your business, you will lose great opportunities!
Corporate Lesson 3- A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch." Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Corporate Lesson 4- A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up. Corporate Lesson 5- A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. It is packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. 8月4日 Funny Crapi find the men part quite true lol
1. Names If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. A woman has the last word in any argument. 6. Cats Women love cats. Men says they love cats. But when women are not around, men kick cats.
7. Future A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man worries about the future after they get a wife.
8. Success A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
9. Marriages A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 10. Dressing Up A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
11. Natural Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. |
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