"People hear what they see." - Sandra Dee (Beyond The Sea)

How true.

In Spanish - "Let's kill this motherfucker!" - Johnny Drama (Entourage, 401)
LMAO

"Ambition is the enemy of success." - Barney (How I Met Your Mother, 202)
LOL

"Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows." - Paulo Coelho
"By The River Piedra I Sat Down And Wept"

"Every story has a dreamer, why shouldn't ours?
She spends her time drawing, drinking coffee and working jobs she could do in her sleep.
She's the girl everyone wants to know and she has no idea." - Jack's Mannequin

"Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall."

"Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman but, luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man."

"Never love a love that hurts, never hurt a love that loves."

"You came out of nowhere, and in no time got close..., not to me, but to my heart."

"Once you have loved, you will always love. For what's in your mind may escape but what's in your heart will remain forever."

"There are so many stars in the sky only some get noticed. Among those you choose to ignore is the one which was willing to shine for you forever even if your glance remained elsewhere."

"It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy with someone else... but it's more painful to know the one you love is unhappy with you."

"And by 'balls', I mean artistic vision." - Tom Hanks

"I'm speechless. I'm literally without a speech." - Hugh Laurie

"You do not know how much this does for my confidence." - Kate Hudson

"You do not know how much this does for my confidence." - Clint Eastwood

Funny quotes from Joey Adams (1911 - 1999):

“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.”

“Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.”

“The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.”

“If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.”

“Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.”

“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”

“A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.”

“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”

“Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.”

"... and if you're lucky, i mean if you're the luckiest person on this entire planet, the person that you love decides to love you back." - One Tree Hill 320

Dont know who this is but i'm lmao.

 

"I get about ten penis enlargement e-mails a day. Eight are from my girlfriend, but it's the two from my mom that really hurt." - Jamie Carr